所有的东西都欢迎让我来咔哧咔哧，

All is welcome to my crunching,

咬到，磨碎，

Finding, grinding,

碾成粉，嚼成渣

Milling, munching,

平常一餐，咕噜咽下

Gobbling, lunching,

大门牙，三瓣嘴——

Fore-toothed, three-lipped mouth--

我横着吃，转圈吃，平着吃，

Eating side way, round way, flat way,

这么吃，同时那么吃，

Eating this way, eating that way,

愿意怎么吃就怎么吃！

Every way at once!